Lots of news came out of last week's San Diego Comic Con about upcoming Disney movie projects: the teaser and other promotions for Pixar's Up, panels and info about Race to Witch Mountain and Bolt, and most surprising of all: footage from the secretly in-production Tron 2 (or TR2N, apparently, which makes me want to pronounce it "Troon" or "Tr-two-in").
But what about info about that long-ago-announced Jungle Cruise movie? Nada. Zip. Zero. For who still worry that a Jungle Cruise movie might wind up more along the lines of the Haunted Mansion film than the Pirates of the Caribbean series, that no news is good news. For those hoping for something great, it's disappointing.
Maybe it's still coming, but it doesn't appear to be on the fast track. In the meantime, let's just pretend that our own fake preview is the real thing.